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parents: you need to go out more
parents: you need to exercise more
parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
parents: why are you getting angry
wekilledthebeast:

GRYFFINDOR: [x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.[] You have a lot of friends.[x] You get along with everyone.[x] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.[] You love soccer.[] You love baseball.[x] You’re into writing and art.[x] Favourite music genre is pop/rock[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory.[] One of your favourite colours is red or gold.[] You get good grades at school.[] One of the worst things you can do is lie.[x] You plan on going to college/university. Total: 7
HUFFLEPUFF:[] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.[x] You laugh a lot.[] You like to follow trends.[x] Politics suck.[] You love to swim.[] Water polo is awesome.[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.[] Black is morbid & depressing.[] You’re an optimist.[] You’re completely straight-edged.[x] You’re very emotional.[] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.[] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.[] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.Total: 3
RAVENCLAW:[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.[x] You like to read.[] You appreciate theater & arts.[x] Sports suck.[] You’re shy. [x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.[] Hate is completely unneeded.[] Indie is your favourite genre of music.[x] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.[x] Lying is sometimes okay.[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.[] Serious is better than funny.Total: 7
SLYTHERIN:[x] There’s at least one person you hate.[] Basketball is a good sport.[] Football is amazing.[x] Black is a cool color.[x] You’ve lied about something serious.[x] You’re a very deep person.[] You have considered suicide. [x] Very loyal.[] You like metal.[x] They make school seem more important than it is.[x] You’re scared to grow up.[] You’ve done drugs in the past month.[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.[x] You have trust issues.[] Guilty until proven innocent.Total: 9
Result: Slytherin

wekilledthebeast:

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[] You have a lot of friends.
[x] You get along with everyone.
[x] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
[] You love soccer.
[] You love baseball.
[x] You’re into writing and art.
[x] Favourite music genre is pop/rock
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory.
[] One of your favourite colours is red or gold.
[] You get good grades at school.
[] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[x] You plan on going to college/university. 
Total: 7

HUFFLEPUFF:
[] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[] You love to swim.
[] Water polo is awesome.
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[] Black is morbid & depressing.
[] You’re an optimist.
[] You’re completely straight-edged.
[x] You’re very emotional.
[] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.
[] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
Total: 3

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You like to read.
[] You appreciate theater & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
[] You’re shy.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[] Hate is completely unneeded.
[] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[x] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[] Serious is better than funny.
Total: 7

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[] Basketball is a good sport.
[] Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[] You like metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[] Guilty until proven innocent.
Total: 9

Result: Slytherin

fabraychang:

This just in: Contrary to popular belief, “AU” does not mean “Stupid excuse to be OOC”

dannyqhantom:

where did that come from

Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list.
Dennis Leary, 1992  (via thegayyestone)
Just because someone doesnt like something you do, it doesnt give you the right to be a jerk. Sit down.
Anonymous

you have the right to your opinion.

so do I.

so calm the fuck down, it was one joke. not a jerk move.

thanks for the enlightening call out.

whitneyhoustonwehaveaproblem:

So today I went to the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards and Sam Claflin skipped by saying “sorry I can’t stop, I’m late and I’ve got to mush on through.”

whitneyhoustonwehaveaproblem:

So today I went to the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards and Sam Claflin skipped by saying “sorry I can’t stop, I’m late and I’ve got to mush on through.”

madman-and-still-not-ginger:

ursodum:

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.

WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY

hazelrace:

i love myself

hazelrace:

i love myself

u-serist:

theroguefeminist:

batched:

I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic

How, how, how, could that possibly be interpreted that way.  Just that statement by itself is baffling.

meladoodle:

someone said i had nice legs yesterday… i know what you’re planning dude, these are my legs you cannot have them